Posted by: Chris Sandel | September 23, 2008

Christian Dating Tips

With the rise of online dating there has also been an increase in Christian’s looking for mates on the great world wide web.  A recent article about Christian’s turning to the web to meet significant others included this list of actual lines used at Christian dating sites.  Some of them are pretty clever, others a little scary. 

  • ‘Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives. He never met you.’
  • ‘Is this pew taken?’
  • ‘I just don’t feel called to celibacy.’
  • ‘You float my ark.’
  • ‘I didn’t believe in predestination until tonight.’
  • ‘My parents are home, wanna come over?’
  • ‘Is that a thinline, duo-tone, compact, ESV travel bible in your pocket?’
  • ‘Let me sell you an indulgence – it’s a sin to look as good as you.’
  • ‘How many times do I have to walk around you before you fall for me?”
  • ‘I like to arrange the substantial Christian section of my bookshelf into alphabetical order. Coffee?”
  • ‘The name is Will. God’s Will.’

Single friends, feel free to steal a few of your favorites.  (Do so at your own risk though.  I’m not sure some of these aren’t almost as dangerous as some of the ones from my previous post, What not to say…)



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