Posted by: Chris Sandel | April 29, 2008

P.E.T.V.

I found a new organization that is right up my alley.  It is my version of P.E.T.A.  This however is the People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables.  Why should animals get all of the press?  P.E.T.V.’s motto: If God didn’t want people to eat animals, why did He make them out of meat?

The basis for this organization is a groundbreaking (if somewhat suspect) study done recently discovered that plant actually feel pain when they are hurt or killed.  That means that we’ve got massive atrocities going on every Saturday morning in my neighborhood because the blades of grass are starting to fly.

If you don’t believe the organization’s own claims, maybe you’ll believe our trusty friends the Mythbusters.  In a recent episode of the show they did indeed confirm that plants may feel pain (they put on a little plant torture show to prove it).

I think you salad lovers are just prejudice against meat.  I don’t want to give up my steak and you don’t want to give up your romaine. 

Advertisements

Responses

  1. p.eople e.ating t.asty a.nimals.

    God bless the US steaks!


Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Categories

%d bloggers like this: