Posted by: Chris Sandel | April 21, 2008

Why I Don’t Like Country Music

I’m fairly open minded about music.  I’m generally willing to give anything a shot.  I like acustic guitar stuff quite a bit.  In high school my friends and I were huge fans of Dave Matthews Band.  For a while I actually traded tapes with people from lives DMB shows.  I had one from the early nineties that was Dave Matthews and the band playing at a High School prom.  Can you imagine them playing your prom?

One thing that I’ve never been fond of is country music.  There is just something about it that keeps me from embracing it.  Maybe it is the fact that you are required to wear boots and a hat if you listen to it.  Up until now I thought that was the main reason I didn’t like it.  But I recently came across this list of the 25 Funniest Country Song Titles (and they’re all real).  A few of my favorites:

22. You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger.
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don’t Love You.
12. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win.
3. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.
1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I’m Kissing You Good-bye.

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