Posted by: Chris Sandel | April 14, 2008

Death by Caffeine

I got a big kick out of this.  Plus I think it will be a really valuable youth ministry tool.  It is a death by caffeine calclulator.  So now I know exactly when to cut kids off as they chug Red Bull at an overnighter (or not cut them off, depending on how annoying they’ve been).  A few fun highlights (all projected at my weight).

  • It would take just under 24 bottles of Fixx (whatever that is) to kill me.
  • It would take 218 cans of Mt. Dew to send me into a hyperactive eternity.
  • Brewed Coffee x 112 = Death
  • Hot Chocolate x 2389 = Death (just one more reason why coffee isn’t for me)
  • 1328 Hershey’s Chocolate Bars
  • 11944 Hershey’s Kisses (that is a lot of kisses!)


  1. It would take 313 cans of Diet Dr. Pepper to kill me (but what a way to go!)

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