Archive for June, 2008

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Rapture Insurance

June 27, 2008

Ok, so we’ve got life insurance, home insurance, diability insurance, renters insurance, fire insurance, flood insurance, earthquake insurance, and mine subsidence insurance.  Ducks and lizards keep popping up on TV telling me that I need to get more insurance.  Of course, being ducks and lizards, they are obviously the first people I’d look to for all of my insurance needs.

There is now a brand new type of insurance that everybody needs.  Order your “Left Behind” insurance right now.  For only $40 a year you can have an email sent to the recipients of your choice with any last words you’d like to pass along in case of rapture.  You better order now, “Because ‘no one knows the day or hour.’”  (link via neatorama)

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Determination

June 26, 2008

Ok, so I ran across this and couldn’t help but link to it.  It is pretty gross though.  So gross that I wasn’t ready to actually put the image on my site.  I’ve seen some funny joke Successories posters before but I think this one would make a pretty great one for Determination.  No quote would even be necessary.  (Don’t hit the link if you’re not ready to be grossed out.)  The only problem is, who would want to put that on their wall?

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Unity and Worship

June 25, 2008

Right now I’m in St. Louis with a group of students on a short mission trip.  We’re doing some work projects and helping lead a VBS for a group of inner city kids.  We usually do this trip in August but because of some scheduling conflicts we ended up coming in June instead.  On a typical trip we are the only group here.  In fact, this is our 6th trip here and the most we’ve done with another group is share living space or help together on one small project.  We’re usually on our own.

This year though, we’re doing pretty much the entire trip with another small group of High School students from Texas.  When we initially left for the trip I was a little wary.  I’d talked to their youth minister and he seemed like a cool guy but anytime you’re thrown completely into something like this with another group you never know how it is going to go.  People lead differently.  They have different priorities.  And in this case, they are actually from a different denomination.  The church we’re working with is a non-instrumental church of Christ.  (If you don’t know, they are kind of a sister denomination to the Christian Churches but they do not use instruments in worship).   

The trip thus far has been great.  The leader is a good guy and he’s been very conscious about working together as we plan our time with the kids.  It has actually been nice having another youth minister here because we can each take some of the leadership load. 

Last night we had a cool experience.  Some of the guys from the neighborhood are also staying here over the summer and they asked if we could have a worship time together.  Being a non-instrumental church, that is a different experience than most of us from West Side are used to.  Three different groups, one from a non-instrumental church in Texas, on from a christian church in Illinois and one from inner city St. Louis, sat in a circle singing songs (acapella) and praying together.  I only really knew 2-3 of the 7-8 songs but I really enjoyed it.  In my life, worship has been a way that I have really connected with God and even just sitting there with my eyes closed listening to the words brought me back to some of the times when I’ve felt really close to Him.

I guess this is getting long, but it basically comes down to two reminders I had last night.  First, we are united in Christ with all kinds of different people around the world.  I need to embrace that and remember that we are all a part of one Church.  Second, I really connect to God through worship.  I need to find more ways and times in my private life to come to God through musical worship.

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Dropped Statue

June 25, 2008

Oops.  Maybe this is why we don’t put up many statues at West Side.

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God is a Drug Dealer?

June 24, 2008

Saw this one highlighted on my Yahoo page and thought it was worth linking to, if only for a sac religious headline.  Apparently a guy by the name of God Lucky Howard (wow, what a name!) was recently arrested for selling cocaine to undercover cops.  They later found 22 grams more at his home.  Next headline… God sentenced to 10 year is prison; out in 5 with good behavior. 

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To the Ends of the Earth

June 23, 2008

I just had a cool experience during my quiet time this morning.  I started some random worship music and it ended up on a Matt Redman song called All Over The World.  Then as I read, I came across Psalm 98 and the words below about the whole world rejoicing because of who God is and what He has done.

1 Sing to the LORD a new song,
       for he has done marvelous things;
       his right hand and his holy arm
       have worked salvation for him.
3 He has remembered his love
       and his faithfulness to the house of Israel;
       all the ends of the earth have seen
       the salvation of our God. 
 7  Let the sea resound, and everything in it,
       the world, and all who live in it.
 8 Let the rivers clap their hands,
      Let the mountains sing together for joy;

I thought it was cool the way the music and the text blended together.  I shouldn’t be surprised.  I guess I’ve got the Holy Spirit picking the worship sets for me each morning.

One of the neatest parts was actually after my quiet time.  I hoped online and just surfed around for a couple of minutes (because I haven’t been able to do that much lately) and ran into this video.  On its own it would be pretty cool but combining it with the song and the text I just heard made it incredible.  The creativity that God used to make the world really is unbelievable!

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Farting Preacher

June 22, 2008

I’m in the middle of the craziest time I’ll have all year (as you may have noticed by the lack of content here).  I did get a chance to spend some time with friends tonight though and while we were together I saw a video that I hadn’t seen for a long time.  It aways makes me laugh.

I also ran across another great game involving serious amounts of methane production.  Check out Puzzle Farter the game.  I gave it a try and made level twelve.

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Back on the Air!

June 20, 2008

I just got some great news! About a year ago the Big Ten kicked off what was supposed to be a great new channel that would allow us to get more coverage of our beloved Illini. Then football season began and we missed more games than ever because the geniuses at the Big Ten Network didn’t work out a deal with Comcast, the main cable company in Big Ten country. When basketball season rolled around I talked to a good number of people who actually switched from cable to satellite just so they could see the Illini because, for the first time in my memory, the majority of Illini games were not on the air unless you had a satellite. It was a sad, sad year and something just didn’t feel right.

Well the dark ages of Big Ten blackout are over. Comcast and the Big Ten Network have reached a deal. When football season begins we should be able to see all of the great Illini games (which is nice since they’re actually going to win some now).

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Swiss Army Knife

June 20, 2008

One of the blogs I check out occasionally is a gadget/technology blog called Gizmodo.  A few days ago I ran across one of the best gadgets I’ve seen in a while.  I’m looking forward to the Get Smart movie coming out this week and it looks like one of Maxwell Smart’s spy tools in the movie is the coolest swiss army knife ever.  It contains a blow gun, a cross blow and a flame thrower.  That wouldn’t seem like much since normally it would just be some fake movie prop but apparentely they actually made a real knife to use in the movie.  It looks like it would make Q, of James Bond fame, proud. 

My strongest memory of a swiss army knife takes me back to when I was in about 3rd grade and I was playing with my dad’s swiss army knife at camp.  I was sitting around bored while he was teaching a class so I tried to whittle something.  The problem was that I got a little careless and whittled a little something off of my finger.  It resulted in the only five stitches of my life.  I can only imagine what might have happened if I would have had Mr. Smart’s knife.

As I pondered the glory of that ultra deadly swiss army knife, I wondered what other fabulous multi tool man accessories might be out there and I ran across this giant swiss army knife.  It has 85 tools built into this one knife.  I’m thinking it should probably come with it’s own backpack since it is definitely not fitting into any pocket I’ve ever seen (though there would be plenty of rooms since you’ll have to take $1,400 out of your pocket to get one). 

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World Sauntering Day

June 19, 2008

Happy World Sauntering Day everyone!  Enjoy this tribute by Monty Python and the Ministry of Silly Walks.