Archive for May 13th, 2008

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My wife is a…

May 13, 2008

Last night Melissa spent several hours working around the house.  She finished up a bunch of laundry, cut up some watermelon, prepared a roast for the crock pot (good dinner tomorrow!) and I’m sure lots of other great stuff.  As we were getting ready for bed she shared all of the stuff she’d accomplished with me and then said something that I really enjoyed.  She sighed, fell back on her bed and called herself my “domestic goddess.”  Not something I’d heard her called before but I got a big kick out of it.  How many guys can say they have their very own domestic goddess at home?

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Zen Sarcasm

May 13, 2008

A while back one of the guys on staff at our church sent this out in an email.  I’m not a big fan for forwards but I did get a kick out of some of these.  These are the kind of forture cookies I’d like to get.  My top five favorite: 1, 6, 9, 10 and 23.  Anyone else got favorite wisdom to live by (from below or elsewhere)?

  1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the heck alone.
  2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.
  3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.
  4. I am nobody, and nobody is perfect: therefore I am perfect.
  5. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
  6. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.
  7. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.
  8. If you think that nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.
  9. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  10. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.
  11. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
  12. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
  13. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
  14. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.
  15. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
  16. The quickest way to double your money, is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.
  17. A closed mouth gathers no foot.
  18. Duct tape is like ‘The Force.’ It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
  19. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.
  20. Generally speaking, you’re not learning much if your lips are moving.
  21. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.
  22. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
  23. Never, under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

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Revolutionary Parenting

May 13, 2008

For the past couple of months I’ve been gradually working my way through a new George Barna book called Revolutionary Parenting.   I happened to see it at a Christian bookstore a while back so I grabbed it thinking it might be a good resource.  Obviously, I am not a parent but as someone who is supposed to be an authority on kids I like to read up on parenting now and then.  

I haven’t read too many parenting books (though I have flipped through a lot) but I thought this one was excellent.  It isn’t very long (just over 150 small pages) and it is packed with concise, practical ideas based on what their research says has really worked to raise “spiritual champions.”  The basic approach was to survey the parents of young adults they find to be “spiritual champions” and find out what was common among them all.  They also talked to the kids about growing up and had some pretty interesting findings.  Some of the things are pretty commonly understood but others aren’t what you’d think.

The best part about the book is at the end of each chapter.  As you conclude reading the chapters, Barna lists bullet points for review (always helpful when looking back) and also 3-4 application questions.  As great as the content is, I think it is the application questions that really make this book worthwhile.  I mentioned to John Luzadder, our High School minister, that I was reading it and he said that it is the best parenting book that he and his wife had ever read (they now have two young boys). 

For any parents or youth leaders out there, I’d give this book two thumbs up.